Beef ban will reduce carbon footprint n make PETA happy. It will also increase sales of other meat.
But since India is a secular country, they should even ban pork to make Muslims happy.
Ban rest of the meet to keep vegetarians happy.
Ban onion, garlic, mushrooms, potatoes to make Jains happy.
Ban all food products we import to increase GDP.
Ban all unhealthy food that is adversely decreasing healthy life span of people.
Farmers are anyways killing themselves so we will anyways have less food.
Government food bill will give food to poor. Middle n upper class Indians will starve due to lack of food or turn vegan.
Irony in making.......but politicians will still survive on tax money and 29₹ thali in parliament canteen.
But since India is a secular country, they should even ban pork to make Muslims happy.
Ban rest of the meet to keep vegetarians happy.
Ban onion, garlic, mushrooms, potatoes to make Jains happy.
Ban all food products we import to increase GDP.
Ban all unhealthy food that is adversely decreasing healthy life span of people.
Farmers are anyways killing themselves so we will anyways have less food.
Government food bill will give food to poor. Middle n upper class Indians will starve due to lack of food or turn vegan.
Irony in making.......but politicians will still survive on tax money and 29₹ thali in parliament canteen.
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